Thursday

Happy Hour

"Come sit next to me, with your fine ass." He tried not to blush, but best believe he sat that ass right next to me. I took a deep breath. Damn, he had the nerve to smell good too.
"Can I take your drink order please?", the waiter asked. I took the liberty of ordering for us both. I needed him in the right state of mind.
"Two Cadillacs, please."
"On the rocks or blended?"
"Rocks."
"Salt?"
"Yes, please."
"He watched me the entire time, with a slight smile on his face. I winked at him.
"How you know that's what I like to drink?"
"I didn't know. Is that your drink?"
"Never had one."
"That cause you're a young buck. Say hello to a new life experience."
"Yeah ok, I got your young buck and some new life experiences for you."
"Is that right?"
"That's right."
"We'll see. So far, you are all talk, no action." He knew he wasn't ready and the look in his eyes gave that ass away. I would end up springing that dick if he ever got ready, and the aftermath of that is never good.

He got quiet on me after our little exchange and took that drink down like a champ. It got me hyped and I caught the eye of our waiter and ordered another round without him noticing. When the drinks were delivered, he hit me with the side eye. "Damn, you're devious!"
"Just trying to keep the party going."
"You know it's kind of rude that we aren't interacting with the rest of our co-workers. This is how rumors get started."
"Like you give a fuck about a rumor."
"I do", he said as he got up and made his way to the other end of the table. He sat down next to a oafish white woman who already had one margarita too many, and winked. She caught the wink as his sat and immediately started in on him. That's what you get, I mouthed to him seductively and started tee-heeing with my girls, never taking my eyes off of him. He knew I was talking shit, but I'm pretty sure he was enjoying it. I decided to break my gaze and enjoy some work gossip, but I couldn't help but glance back in his direction every now and again. He was actually looking cozy next to ol girl, but I wasn't bothered. I knew exactly how to get him where I wanted him.

One by one, our co-workers began to take their leave. It was the Friday before spring break and we were all anxious to get to our vacation time. I decided to make my move, just when he looked like he was completely enamored with the drunk chick. I gathered my handbag and keys, making sure they jingled enough to be heard. "Alright you guys. Have a great break!" My eyes didn't linger on him a second longer than anyone else, and I made a swift exit to the door.

I hadn't taken two steps out the front door when my cell phone went off. I had a new text message, from him of course. Wait for me in the parking lot. Pretty please? With brown sugar on top? I'm cum, I mean I'm coming out now. I had to laugh - dude was fine, but his game was college level. He needed to realize he was fucking with a pro.

I hadn't given a thought to waiting on him and was backing out of my parking space when he came running into the lot. "Hey, hey! You didn't get my text?", he asked as he opened the passenger side door and slid in beside me. Good God, I'd have to get over his looks. But I didn't flinch.
"I got it, but brown sugar isn't enough to put me on pause."
"Is that right?"
"So what's up? You have me blocking the entire parking lot."
"So pull back in your space."
"Why?"
"I asked nicely."
"Not enough."
"Please?", he asked, reaching out and squeezing my thigh, flashing that smile that is fucking hard to resist. I faux sighed and pulled back into the slot. "What's up?"
"Let's be real. There's an obvious attraction between us and I'm trying to act on it. When are we gonna kick it?"
"Kick it? What about your girl?"
"That's done. It's over."
"So what am I, a rebound fuck?"
"You don't have to be."
"What would I be? What are you offering me?"
"Let's just kick it and see where things go. Unless your man has an issue with that."
"What? He's not even my man. You're over here bullshitting anyway. All talk, no action."
"Woman, please. I'm trying to hook you up with this", he said and pulled out his dick, already erect and ready for business. I started salivating, but I caught myself. That mug was as pretty as he was.
"So you want me to fuck me right here in the parking lot?" He looked around and smiled. "Ain't nobody around and you got tinted windows."
"Dude, you can't be serious. I'm not that type of chick."
"Well give him a little kiss."
"Get the fuck outta here. You just played yourself with that request", I said and started my engine. He looked at me grinning, still holding that stiffy, and I played pissed. "I'm so serious, that's insulting. You must think very little of me to go there." His smile slowly faded and he put his package away and started to get out of the car.
"You're a fucking tease."
"No I was actually down until you got all juvenile on me."
"Have a good break."
"You too. Make sure to use Vaseline so your hands don't rub raw", I said and pulled out the spot. As I drove out the lot, I heard my phone go off again. Let's start again cause I didn't mean to insult you. You wanna come kick it tonight. I smiled to myself as I texted him back. Not tonight, but I'll call you over break.

Young buck. We'll see if he is ready for a higher education.





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